I was back on the schools circuit again today – my first school event of the year! Lately I’ve been doing fewer school appearances – in theory so I can keep more days for writing. But where do those writing days go? MYSTERIOUS THEFT OF DAYS IS HAPPENING. The side-effect of doing fewer school visits [...]
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I Was Up So Early They Had To Vet Me
I was up at about 6 this morning so I could go on the telly again. Not my usual routine, especially when there’s a Test Match on (when I usually have the alarm set for 10.46am, allowing just enough time to get breakfast before catching the last few minutes of the build-up to the start [...]
Are Zebras Monsters?
I was escorted out of the cave at dawn yesterday with a leather bag over my head. After several hours of disorientating movement, it was finally removed and I was horrified to see two things. First, the leather bag was in fact the scrotal pouch of the monster escorting me. The smell is still burning [...]
A Monstrous Rant
Too much monster gruel has made me tetchy. I feel a rant coming on. Why has nobody built an incredible monster-tracker contraption to seek us out and rescue us? Is it because creativity is withering in our nation’s schools? Yup, I’m going to stomp my foot and rant, right here, right now. Well, OK, not [...]