Following Mark’s poetry challenge (posted April 20th), here’s my mournful effort… CLOUD Upon the air there hung a cloud, A most unpleasant smell. Could it be my Grandma’s feet? It’s very hard to tell. Or maybe next door neighbour’s pet, A llama, white as snow. They call him Loony Lunar, But why? I [...]
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David’s effort at the Poetry Challenge!
THE LOST HORN “Rhino Bill, what have you done - What’s happened to your horn?” “It was not me but Marjorie, That’s why I sit forlorn. “All I did was grab and squeeze, her wobbly, bobbly thighs. “She turned to me and snapped it off, With evil in her eyes.”
Barry’s Poetry Challenge Attempt
I’ve never claimed to be any good at poetry, but I’ll try anything once several times. Here’s my attempt at a poem for Ali’s Poetry Challenge. It was like that when I found it, son, I promise that it was, I don’t know how his head came off, or what happened to his claws, I’m [...]
Challenge Accepted
‘Tell Dad that his present don’t work. He’s made me feel like a right burke! That bungy elastic ain’t quite so fantastic It snapped when it should clean and jerk. I should have suspected foul play. The box was all dusty and grey. The rubber was knobbly, the suit was all bobbly I hope that [...]
A Poem About Food
Trapped in a cave by monsters, I’ve been stuck in here for yonksters, I doubt I’ll ever taste fresh air again. I’m feeling flippin’ famished, Our food supplies have vanished, These hunger pangs are driving me insane. Andy’s arms are nice and white, I might just have one bite, To see if they’re as tasty [...]
Horror Fridge
It’s strange what sitting in a cave so long will do to you. Obviously there are ointments for some of the effects – but not for others. I am regressing… hurtling back to my youth to where this whole sorry situation must have begun. Like many a teenager I wrote poems. But not romantic angsty [...]
A Pome For Valentine’s Day
My pome by Tommy Donbavand: Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Thou art more lovely, but have fewer wasps. The end.
Monster Valentine? Oh No!
I’m rather worried, guys. You know how the monster guarding my cell seems to be into poetry? Well, I’m rather shocked to discover he’s a bit of a romantic at heart. He’s been eyeing up a potential Mrs Blusterfart and he wants to send her something special for Valentine’s Day. He’s written this love poem to her [...]
KFC Fever
You know how it is, when you have to live on damp loo and troll scratchings..? Even though the nutritional content of all the mushy stuff we’re getting is apparently quite good (the itchy bumps on my ankles have cleared up nicely at any rate) I have found myself getting feverish about drive-thru junk food. [...]
Three Can Play At That Game
Oh! So, look at Mark and Baz getting treats and favours from the monsters because they both suddenly went from “You can’t keep me trapped in here!” to “Here’s a poem for you, my lovely-horned, glistening overlords. Would you like me to kiss your tentacles while I’m at it?” A place to sleep that doesn’t [...]
