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Worrying odours
Blaggadagga! That’s the only thing they’ve said to me so far – those two little orange ones on guard duty. And their breath smells of cheese and Polos. That worries me a lot for some reason. I know I’ve had it coming too, after the way I have flattened, exploded or drowned (in custard) assorted [...]
They’ve Got Me, Too!
It all happened so quickly… I was engrossed in ’1000 Gruesome Deaths For Monsters’ folder when I became aware of an unearthly stench. Suddenly, I was hit over the head with a rolled-up copy of The Bookseller and bundled into a swirling mass of gloop. I woke up hours later in some sort of cave [...]
Tommy Is My Hero
So this is what it’s like to be trapped by monsters. I knew it would happen eventually. I even had a dream once where cartoon characters invaded my garden and rampaged through the house. Then when I looked down at myself… I was one of them! So obviously that means monsters were bound to come [...]
