The Right Guidebook

I’m typing this post in Tokyo, Japan. I’m here on what, for me, is the trip of a lifetime. I knew I’d need to bring the right guidebook.

The top two are great – very useful, full of all sorts of excellent information. But for obvious reasons the bottom one is my favourite.

I’ve only been in Tokyo for two days but I’ve already seen a female kappa, a cartoon one at least, on tv: charmingly clad in a fetching pink tube top, this yokai was discussing the merits of various onsen with two human ladies. Personally I think the human ladies were lucky: as Yokai Attack! The Japanese Monster Survival Guide coyly but helpfully points out, one thing that these water-based creatures are known for is approaching human victims stealthily then suddenly ‘remov[ing] a swimmer’s instestines from below, by punching a slimy hand through… well, use your imagination.’

My excitement at the possibility of meeting yokai in their natural habitat is, understandably I think, spiced with a generous pinch of dread. But with this splendid and thoroughly informative book at my side there’s at least a chance I’ll know what killed me before it happens. ;D

Sam

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One Comment on "The Right Guidebook"

  1. Tommy Donbavand
    27/10/2011 at 10:23 am Permalink

    I’ve always wanted to go to Tokyo! Hope you’re having a wonderful time. I may order that guide book in preparation of heading there myself one day…

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