4 Comments on "Incident report form"

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   Barnaby Richards
   18/08/2010 at 11:16 pm Permalink

   What gets me is when they take YOUR LUNCH! I mean really, electronic merchandise or a good book, understandable! That’s what you’d expect an orange hoodlum to take… BUT YOUR CHEESE SANDWICH!!! Sorrel, I’m outraged! I hope you are okay. If you need an extra sandwich sometime just let me know. I’ll wrap one up nicely in brown parcel paper and send it to you (my cheese sandwiches often have chorizo and cucumber in them too, though… okay?)

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   Sorrel
   19/08/2010 at 8:28 am Permalink

   I know!! Thank you for your kind offer, Barnaby – I shall look forward to receiving the emergency sandwich parcel. I’m very hungry. Mind you, I bet the monsters will go for added chorizo big time, so we must all BE CAREFUL.

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   Gillian Philip
   19/08/2010 at 8:35 am Permalink

   You get cheese? CHEESE? I only EVER get toenails.

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   Sorrel
   19/08/2010 at 9:27 am Permalink

   Now you come to mention it, that cheese was a bit…er… crunchy. OH NO! Bleugh, thhhppphh, thhppphhh.

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