I was woken this morning by a low chuckle that came from somewhere beyond the rim of my pit. I heard a soft, fluttering sound then something landed on my face.
What was it – some kind of parasitic spider-creature, trying to clamp itself to my brain? If only. It was this poster, and the return of my very worst nightmare:
Remember last June, when the monsters forced us to compete against each other for an audience’s amusement, and one of us was eaten? Well, at 1pm on Sunday 16th May at Bishop Greaves Theatre in Lincoln it will be HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN.
Who will be next down the monster’s gullet? Ali Sparkes? Tommy Donbavand? Mark Robson? Me? As you can see, our captors have cruelly reduced the number of contestants to four this time, the better to maximise our terror and desperation. With each of us facing a twenty-five percent chance of being devoured you can be sure that we will humiliate and debase ourselves all the more in our increasingly fevered efforts to escape a place on a monster’s menu.
For full details of our impending doom and exactly how you can come and watch, I present the following links:
Click here for the Bishop Greaves Theatre Box Office, where you can book tickets.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I feel another burst of sobbing coming on. ;D
10/05/2010 at 9:06 am Permalink
Aren’t you the lucky ones. I’m having my foot semi-digested at the moment which precludes me from joining you. (Some blubber mouthed idiot has had it in his mouth for 2 weeks now). I’ve been assured I’ll get it back soon but, this not being the first time my foot has endured such torment, it’ll be weeks before I can walk properly again. I mean, you try walking with soggy toes.
Anyway, have fun…if you can…