… for guessing what happened at the end of this event!
So that's what happened to GP Taylor!
Ali, Andy and I thought to make a break for it. We all raced out to Stratford upon Avon and hid amongst a host of librarians, teachers and other authors, but to no avail. Noodlepoop the Furious tracked us down by posing as the Renaissance Learning mascot and surreptitiously eating his way through the crowd. The organisers told us that GP Taylor couldn’t make it due to illness, but we know the truth. He was there alright, but if he had made a late appearance it would have been a messy one!
It’s no wonder Noodlepoop’s looking so happy in the picture. He probably hasn’t had that many juicy humans to eat in years. Jacqueline Wilson - if that was really Jacqueline Wilson - was lucky to escape before things turned ugly.
It’s no good, guys. Trying to escape by twos and threes isn’t working. It’s going to have to be all or nothing. If we’re ever going to get out of here, we’re going to have to work as a team. Are you ready? On three … One … Two …
22/03/2010 at 12:35 pm Permalink
What you don’t mention, Mark, was that Noodlepop was busy eating my right arm with the mouth on the back of his head. I’m now having to type left handed while I wait for it to grow back (something in monster saliva triggers regrowth of human limbs… it’s a worrying kind of crop rotation thing).
It was a bold effort and nice to mix with bi-peds that didn’t try to rub bogies in your face (well, apart from Kjartan Poskitt, obviously… but that was part of a Murderous Maths experiment… he said… see http://www.murderousmaths.co.uk for details).