Remember the deal? Remember how we poor, captive TBM authors only get fed if we write posts for the blog?

Well: I know my posts last week were all from my new book Crawlers, but after putting up FIVE of them I was hoping at least to be given something decent to eat for a change.

Instead, I got THIS.

The above are genuine scans from the label of the can just kicked into my pit by my monster jailer when I politely reminded him I haven’t eaten yet this month.

Here’s a closer look.

You see that? ‘SOLD AS NOVELTY ITEM ONLY’. I… I can’t eat this!

I’ve had enough. I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more. It’s time for another escape attempt. Who’s with me?

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