If you’re not up to speed with The Joshua Files by the lovely MG Harris, then shame on you! Get out and find the first two books Invisible City and Ice Shock immediately! Book One reads a bit like Jason Bourne meets Alex Rider, while Book Two is more like Indiana Jones meets Dr Who! They are great fun, with bags of action, mystery, pathos and more twists and turns than a twisty turny thing! I can’t wait to get stuck into my shiny new copy of Book Three – Zero Moment.
Zero Moment - The Cake is Cut!
Here was MG at Zero Moment last night. The cake is cut, the book is out. Go get ‘em!
Alternatively, you might just get lucky. You see, I bought an extra copy at the launch party last night and got MG to sign it. I will give it away to the person who can convince me that they deserve a free copy by coming up with the most outrageous reason why they should be sent the book, rather than anyone else. Example candidates might be:
My surname is O’Brien, but everyone calls me Zero Brain. This book must have been written for me personally because the title alone tells me my moment has come.
Or
My mate’s nickname is Kelvin Rucksack because he’s an absolute zero and everyone else has to carry him. You’d be far better giving it to me than a loser like that!
Make me laugh more than anyone else and the book is yours.
03/02/2010 at 3:21 pm Permalink
omg ineed ice shock soooooooo badly! and zero moment now!
03/02/2010 at 3:42 pm Permalink
So give me a funny reason why I should send my spare copy to you and it might be yours!
05/02/2010 at 1:57 pm Permalink
If nobody tries to make me laugh before Monday, Scott, the book is yours. Tell me a joke, or something, though … anything. I need a laugh.
05/02/2010 at 5:38 pm Permalink
god i want that book now if i dont get it i may die and if i die i may not get it then i will be a ghost wanting to read it but not being able to move the pages
05/02/2010 at 5:45 pm Permalink
do do i get it??
06/02/2010 at 12:19 am Permalink
You’re certainly winning now, Graham.
I’ll make a decision first thing Monday morning.
06/02/2010 at 9:10 am Permalink
YAY
06/02/2010 at 10:41 am Permalink
I need this book because I don’t need it because I really want it because I don’t need it. So like I said before, I want it badly, but I can’t have it.
actually, this is just for fun. I don’t need the book.
07/02/2010 at 2:19 pm Permalink
now that was a randoooom comment but i still should win because of my surprising talent with word
08/02/2010 at 8:10 am Permalink
so who won?
08/02/2010 at 9:34 am Permalink
It’s yours, Graham. Congrats. Email me an address and it will be in the post this afternoon. Use the contact page, please.
08/02/2010 at 4:01 pm Permalink
sent it in a message
13/03/2010 at 7:52 pm Permalink
Well done Graham, lad! Hurray for St Gregory’s.
16/03/2010 at 11:03 am Permalink
go st gregory the great school oxford
16/03/2010 at 11:06 am Permalink
i need the loo
18/03/2010 at 1:18 pm Permalink
i need the loo and mrs rappak wont let me go