To my horror, I’ve just uncovered incontrovertible evidence that the monsters are currently engaged in a stealthy public relations drive. All over the world’s media the psychological warfare has begun. Seeds of doubt are already being planted in hapless human minds. The old certainties about monsters are being eroded and undermined, leaving humanity utterly vulnerable to their unguessable ultimate intentions.

Examples? Well, this T-shirt design, for one.

The message these T-shirts would have you believe is that giant monsters are not terrifying city-smashing behemoths [like (say) the ones found in Tim, Defender of the Earth] but are in fact harmless, tidy creatures who take care of their environment and clean up after themselves and others.

After a year in the company of monsters – scorched by their eructations, forced to wallow in their effluences – we TBM authors can state categorically that nothing could be further from the truth.

The two benighted souls in the picture above think they’re just wearing cute T-shirts. In fact they are colluding in the spread of monster propaganda.

Don’t buy this T-shirt and make the same mistake!

Sam