Shock! Horror! Competition!

OK, so no one really got going with my last effort for a caption competition, so I’ll scrap it and give you a couple of different options to work with. Here’s a bunch of authors and librarians at Pizza Express after the Oxon & Berks Regional Final of the Kid’s Lit Quiz. Can anyone think of a caption for this one? My offer of a hardback copy of ‘Gone’ by Michael Grant stands. I shall give you until 1st December to come up with a funny caption.

KLQ Oxford 09 003

If you can’t think of a caption for that one, how about this one? We had two author teams taking part at Oxford. M.G. Harris, Elizabeth Kay (who made such a gallant rescue attempt earlier in the year) and I took on the knowledge of Lucy Coats Owen, Dennis Hamley, Susie Day and Julia Golding … and thirty one teams of bright young people. Four brains against three, proved just a little too much for us and Lucy’s team pipped us by a couple of points. It seems the normally mild-mannered M.G. Harris doesn’t take kindly to being beaten as the following photo will attest …

KLQ Oxford 09 004

Post a caption for either photo (clean language only, please!) for a chance to win.

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11 Comments on "Shock! Horror! Competition!"

  1. MG
    24/11/2009 at 2:21 pm Permalink

    Am I allowed to have a go? I want that book.

  2. scott
    24/11/2009 at 3:09 pm Permalink

    i have a caption 4 the 1st one.

    “oh, everyone quiet, eastenders is on!”

  3. Mark Robson
    24/11/2009 at 3:14 pm Permalink

    Sure you can, M.G. Anyone can enter. In fact, I’d be quite intrigued to see your caption!!

  4. Matt Price
    24/11/2009 at 5:14 pm Permalink

    “Quick, lets all point away from the oddly bright ball of light to really confuse everyone!”

    (Obviously I don’t need the book, which incidentally I’m half way through. Fantastic book, brilliant idea for a story)

  5. Sarah
    24/11/2009 at 9:31 pm Permalink

    For the first picture:

    ‘Good grief, it’s true! Mark Robson can fly!’

    ‘Oh yeh! And would you believe it? The sun really does shine out of his backside!’

  6. MG
    25/11/2009 at 7:20 pm Permalink

    Second picture.

    You’re a Leeds fan…?!!! RIGHT…

  7. scott
    28/11/2009 at 12:30 am Permalink

    ok got another, for the people in the back
    “omg it is a luminobe from dark summer, they’re real!”
    ali:”told u so!”

  8. Adam Cook
    29/11/2009 at 7:10 pm Permalink

    1st picture Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Mark Robson. 2nd picture Hey girls stop fighting who cares if it’s a bird or a plane it was only a caption.

  9. Rob
    30/11/2009 at 5:08 pm Permalink

    I’d try entering, but you’ll probably scrap this one too

  10. Ali Sparkes
    11/12/2009 at 5:48 pm Permalink

    I have to say MG’s is my favourite. Succinct, to the point, and scarily accurate… (although it was nice for my luminobe to get a mention!).

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