Monsteropoly!
Posted on : 05-11-2009 | By : Mark Robson
In : Help!
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This is most worrying. The monsters are trying to change their public image by spin. Look at the commercial packaging on the new board game the monsters have snuck onto the market. The following is a direct quote:
What’s a Monster to do?
For 2 to 4 players
Let’s face it! Monsters are horribly misunderstood…
They’re just trying to get along, just like everybody else.
Trying to find a place in the world, make friends, find jobs, fun things to do. Monsters have hopes and dreams, you know.
SO WHY ALL THE SCREAMING?
Everytime we see a monster-WWWHHHHAAAAAAAHHHH!
Get over it! Sit down and play a game of MONSTER-OPOLY and get to know these lovable mugs!
Collect monster friends, increase your rents with a Scream. This is a game that could change the world!
Monsters and humans UNITE! Why can’t we all just get along?
Don’t believe a word of it. It’s all lies!!! They’re not loveable. They don’t want to get along with humans. They’re horrible. It’s all a … AAAAArrrrrrggggghhhhhh!
Monsteropoly – the great new game for kids of all ages. Why don’t you get some monsters in your life today?
only if my little brother annnoys me!