Have you ever watched passers-by in Halloween costumes? Have you ever wondered whether any of the people you’re seeing might actually be monsters? Perhaps they’re using this holiday as the perfect chance to go about their dark and nefarious purposes in full view of the human public. Because if they /are/ monsters, how would you know?

Dear reader, as our first Halloween since we TBM authors were consigned to monster captivity approaches, I can exclusively confirm: IT’S ALL TRUE. Shaken (and stirred), I have just been forcibly returned to the caves from this special TBM Halloween Event. Some one hundred and fifty awesome young people were there, from no less than thirty different schools… and monsters walked among us. I mean, check out these disreputable characters…

Sadly, in a last-minute decision by our captors, Tommy and Andy were kept back at the caves. Lately the monsters have been using them as lab test subjects for some new and interesting diseases they’ve invented: unfortunately both these benighted souls were deemed too dangerous, unstable and, frankly, [ew], sticky to travel.

Joe and I were there, though, and we had a fantastic time. A monstrous thank you to everyone we met and spoke to!

Mark was there, too – or so we thought. See for yourself:

This guy claimed to be Mark Robson wearing a Death mask. Hah! I knew the truth: it was something else, and whenever it pretended to doff its disguise, this nameless horror was wearing a Mark Robson mask.

Mark? Mark! What have they done to you?

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