You may have noticed that I’ve not been around for a while. You- You did notice, didn’t you? I mean, I’d hate to think I just vanished from the site and no-one would even realise it…
Anyhoo – I’ve been suffering from SLIME FLU, which is the monsters’ version of swine flu. It’s pretty much the same illness except, in addition to the high temperature, bad cough and aching muscles, the sufferer also develops temporary tentacles and grows a second nose to accommodate the extra sneezing. Thankfully, I’m over it now and, aside from a short tail, there seem to be no lingering effects.
Whilst laid up in the monster hospital cave (DON’T annoy the nurse with the purple, suckered feet…), I wrote a short article which answers – in my case at least – one of the questions most asked of writers: how did you get published? The piece was written for a website called How Publishing Really Works, although I wanted to share it here as well.
So, here’s how I did it. If you’re interested, perhaps my fellow authors might consent to do the same and write their own stories (please note – contracting slime flu is optional to the process).
Tommy
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How I Got Published by Tommy Donbavand
One of the questions I’m asked most often (aside from ‘what are you doing in my garden?’) is how I got published. What’s more interesting than the question itself, however, is the belief and/or hope that there is some sort of magic formula or shortcut that I have found and can give the questioner to stop them having to do it the hard way.
Guess what? There is no magic formula. You have to do it the hard way.
I started writing while still at school, eschewing the teenage norm of hanging out on street corners to sit at home and practice my art. Thankfully, I hit the library (no Internet back then…) and knew enough about how books were made not to submit my first ever attempts (although I did send some sketches out to Spitting Image, Stephen Fry and Ben Elton, getting very kind ‘keep it up’ letters in return).
After college I made the obvious career move – and became a clown called Wobblebottom (no, really). I worked first at holiday centres around the UK and later on cruise liners, entertaining children.
A few years later I joined the cast of a musical in London’s West End – Buddy: The Buddy Holly Story – and even that was down to one-part perseverance and two-parts metal balls. I went to see the show with my parents, spotted a part I thought I’d be good at and wrote to the producer that night, claiming I would be a much better choice than the current guy. That landed me the audition – but, when I got there, they asked me to read for a different role. I knew I would only have this chance once in my life and so I stopped halfway through and told them they should let me audition for the character I wanted. They did, I got the part, and stayed with the show for the next eight years.
While in Buddy, I continued writing and continued being rejected. Neither agents nor publishers were interested in the fiction I had to offer. So, I turned to the old phrase ‘write what you know’ and put together all the games and activities I’d created and developed during my work as a children’s entertainer. I pitched the book far and wide and, soon after, Quick Fixes For Bored Kids was published by How To Books in the UK.
Three other books – More Quick Fixes For Bored Kids, Quick Fixes For Kids’ Parties and Boredom Busters – followed. Before long I was running events in book shops and being interviewed on both local and national radio as an expert in keeping kids entertained. It wasn’t what I wanted to write, but it was a foot in the door, nonetheless.
Then the door closed over my foot.
Buddy ended, I left London, and the events dried up. The books weren’t selling very well at all – partly because parents who buy books telling them how to keep their kids from being bored don’t generally have the type of kids that get bored – and partly because the publisher insisted on classifying the books as ‘parenting’ titles, instead of ‘activities’. I would often go into book shops and find my work far away from the children’s section, sandwiched instead between toilet training guides and books of baby names.
I worked for a few months on a computer tech support line, then auditioned for a role in a small-scale children’s show visiting schools over Christmas. I did the tour, and stayed with the production company afterwards in order to write their next shows – for next to no money at all. But hey, at least I was writing again. I often found myself playing a part in show ‘A’ while writing show ‘B’. It was exhausting.
I was still writing fiction in what little spare time I had, sending off my work to publishers and agents, and amassing an impressive collection of rejection letters in return. Apparently, my four previous books (now rapidly dropping out of print) counted for nothing. I was back on the outside, forcing my work into the bottom of the slush pile.
I began to teach writing to adults in the evenings and set up a web forum to enable people in the classes to stay in touch. Before long, an established writer posted on the board saying that Egmont Press was looking for writers-for-hire for a new children’s horror series, but that only writers with published fiction to their name need apply. It was steel balls time again…
I called the editor and convinced her to let me write a sample chapter. I was successful and soon chosen as the first author for the Too Ghoul For School series, eventually writing five titles for the range. I was paid a one-off fee for each book, and no royalties – and it wasn’t even my name on the cover – but it was published fiction, and a step in the right direction.
My school events continued apace and I soon spotted an ad looking for a new writer-in-residence at Seven Stories, the UK’s centre for children’s books, based in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne. I applied and got the gig, ready to spend the next 12 months running workshops and writing exclusive material for visitors.
It was time to take a leap of faith so, in September 2006, on the day my son was born – I quit my job at the theatre company and became a full-time writer. I started writing to agents again, pretty much to deaf ears until one of them suggested I contact Penny Holroyde at Caroline Sheldon Literary Agency. I sent her my latest manuscript – a comedy space adventure for kids – and waited for her response.
Penny asked me to come to London for a meeting and explained that the book wasn’t what she was looking for, but asked if I was working on anything else. I pitched an idea I had for a comedy horror series of my own and she liked it. I signed with the agency and settled down to write what would become the first title in my Scream Street series.
I worked for almost six months on refining the manuscript and redrafting until it was in good enough shape to submit. Penny’s notes were invaluable and, eventually, the series was picked up by Walker Books for publication in the UK from October 2008 onwards.
Now the hard work really began and, with my new editor Emma, I got stuck in to writing the series while doing as many school events as I could. Part way into book three, I had an idea for a ’second’ Scream Street series and, whipping out the metal orbs again, I pitched it to Walker at their annual sales conference. The six book series was now doubled to 12 instalments (later upped again to 13 so I could drop a longer ‘hinge’ book between the two sets of adventures).
My regular school visits paid off when I was approached by Reading Is Fundamental (part of the UK’s National Literacy Trust) and asked to become the first RIF Ambassador, attached to a primary school in Middlesbrough and charged with the task of getting the pupils into reading and writing. It was a great experience – and the school even initiated the ‘Tommy Donbavand Writing Hero’ award!
In January this year, I contacted seven other UK children’s authors with the plan of setting up a joint website through which we could promote books and ’share’ readers. The premise is that we were on our way to write the ultimate anthology of monster stories – when the monsters got to us first! Now held captive in dark, damp caves, we’re made to blog about great kids books in return for food and toilet paper! Trapped by Monsters can be found at http://www.trappedbymonsters.com
Scream Street began to sell to other countries around the world, including Australia, Italy, Sweden and Japan. In August 2008, the series was launched in the US, published by Candlewick Press.
So, that’s where I am today. I’m busy putting the final touches to the 10th book in the Scream Street series, and have added events at literary festivals to those I still run in schools. I’ve written two novels for Barrington Stoke, a publisher specialising in books for dyslexic and reluctant readers, and have just been asked for a third. I’ve even been invited to the Houses of Parliament at the end of this month to discuss getting kids excited about reading.
I’m not sitting on my laurels, however. I work hard at promoting my books online through websites, guest blog posts and Twitter – and the old steel balls are always polished and ready to use, should the need ever arise…
