A flurry of concern in the caves today, at the news (via Boing Boing) that Bernard managed to blunder out of the wrong lake at the wrong time and got himself caught on camera.
Honestly. With buffoons like Bernard about, it’s amazing that sightings of monsters by humans occur as infrequently as they do.
22/09/2009 at 12:43 pm Permalink
He is a bit of a berk, blundering into the open like that. What if Sir Dave Attneborough had been filming nearby? He really wasn’t thinking was he?
22/09/2009 at 4:10 pm Permalink
Bernard’s like that, though. Not very bright. Last week – he stumbled across a crate of milk and was convinced he’d found a cow’s nest…
22/09/2009 at 5:04 pm Permalink
Wait… that’s Bernard? I’ve been calling him BENJAMIN all this time! How embarassing. Sorry, Bernard. No wonder you bit my left leg off below the knee.
22/09/2009 at 5:34 pm Permalink
I see your problem, Barry. Benjamin’s the one who looks like this:
http://tinyurl.com/n9h266
It’s a mistake anyone could make. Probably not a mistake to make again if you can avoid it, though – either with Bernard, or (I think you’ll agree) Benjamin. ;p
22/09/2009 at 7:59 pm Permalink
I can see where I’ve gone wrong now. Thanks, Sam. Now if you could stitch my leg back on for me I’d be doubly grateful.
23/09/2009 at 6:37 am Permalink
Sure thing, mate. I’m afraid my sewing kit’s still at home from before we were kidnapped. But I do have a stapler. Just bite down on this Dan Brown book, Barry, and try to hold still…
23/09/2009 at 6:27 pm Permalink
go to worth1000.com trust me bernard and benjamin are not the first to be caught on camera