Several monsters caught up with me whilst I was on the run for three and a half weeks in Florida. This one nearly had me for a moment or two. Fortunately my head is harder than this guy’s teeth. He was not happy when he found himself spitting his pearly whites into the Everglades! Aside from an earache and a bit of tinnitis from the creature’s deafening roar of agony, I got away totally unharmed.

To my surprise, Blusterfart has informed me that I’m to be let out again tomorrow! I’m going to be signing books under heavy guard in Cribbs Causeway WH Smith for the next three whole days! I wonder if there’ll be another chance to sneak off for a bit of fun. Seems unlikely, as I expect the monsters will be watching me extra carefully for a while. Ho hum. If you approach me in Cribbs, please do so with care. The monsters will be all around the shopping centre.

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