I was shocked to see somebody had provided Tommy with a photograph of me being forced to advertise the Neo computers by the Monsters. I tried to hide at the back of the cave… then Snorgfark came to me with a photograph he thought I might find interesting…
We are still trying to identify this individual, who even stole my pose! Any comments to who this infiltrator could be, let us know…
04/07/2009 at 4:11 pm Permalink
it might, just, might be tommy but its just a wild guess
04/07/2009 at 8:13 pm Permalink
Mmm… I suspect you’re right. I’m not used to seeing him without the snot and entrails… and that’s before the monsters get to him…
05/07/2009 at 2:56 pm Permalink
Now, come on! that is so obviously a faked photograph – with what appears to be a bad Elton John impersonator standing in for me…
It’s not me – honest!
05/07/2009 at 5:32 pm Permalink
hi andy i am a HUGE fan of hero.com and villain.net… i remember someone saying something after reading your book that writing is like being a producer only when your writing theres no budget, what im trying to say is you are a huge impact on my writing style
thank you!
07/07/2009 at 9:53 am Permalink
I don’t know. What you two won’t do for monster approval. I am shocked and saddened by your tarty behaviour and have to say TRY NEW MONSTER SLIME DRAIN UNBLOCKER! IT REALLY WORKS! SOLD IN HANDY TINS AT ALL GOOD HARDWARE STORES FOR ONLY £4.99! CONTAINS NO NUTS, GLUTEN & SUGAR FREE (but packaged in a cave where there is essence of Joe Craig. JoeCraigalaxis suffers take note).