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NEW RELEASES!

Posted on : 14-06-2009 | By : Andy Briggs
In : General

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The next set of HERO.COM and VILLAIN.NET books are starting to hit the shelves right now!!

It’s always exciting to be let out of the cave (in between writing books 4 for January!) to see the fruits of your labour on the book shelves.  Although the official release is July, the publishers have to ship them from their warehouse to the retailers’ warehouses, then out on the shelves, so it is difficult to pinpoint an exact launch date… but they’re here!!

Go forth and spread the word!

SIX OF US SET FREE NEXT SATURDAY!

Posted on : 13-06-2009 | By : Ali Sparkes
In : General

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WOO-HOO! The monsters are letting us out for ONE DAY ONLY to do a one off multi-author event at the brilliant AMAZING BOOKS FOR BOYS day in Abingdon on Saturday 20 June. Andy, Tommy, David, Sam, Joe and me (Ali) are all going to get to have an hour of fun on stage at the Amey Theatre in Abingdon School, Park Road from 1pm. We’re followed by the brilliant Robert Muchamore and Chris Bradford and… once again… I have the worrying sensation that I am the ONLY GIRL IN THE ROOM!

So if you’re a girl reading this, ignore the ‘BOYS’ part of the event title please, and come along anyway, to keep me company.

There will be authors aplenty to meet, and books aplenty to get signed – AND your favourite Trapped By Monsters authors will also be unveiling something new, special, and a bit secret after our show…

What’s more – the monsters are SO excited about this one, they’ve said we can give some tickets away!!! So drop an email to any of us authors via our websites (click on AUTHORS at the top of the page), if you think you can make it, and we’ll see what we can do…

Woo-hoo! Abingdon fudge, here I come…ab4b_logo_trans

Japanese Monsters to get Special Underwater Flights of Stairs!

Posted on : 10-06-2009 | By : Sam Enthoven
In : Boredom Buster!, Links!

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It’s true! My brother just sent me a link to a story about this dude:

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(S)he is a Japanese Giant Salamander. Here’s the link, which is to a post on Boing Boing with a video. Like my brother Jack says, “Slightly annoying video. Lovely beastie though!”

Watch out for some heartbreaking night footage of a salamander trying to climb against the outflow of a dam – then cheer, as special underwater stair and slope arrangements are installed to help! :D

Thanks, Jack! What a sterling example of human kindness to monsters. Humans really can be quite nice to monsters sometimes, can’t they? So: wouldn’t it be great if certain monsters were sometimes a bit kinder to certain human authors, especially towards… oh, say, the ones they’re still holding hostage in this cave?

Hint, monster jailers! HINT!

Sigh.

From the Minister for Monsters. Again.

Posted on : 10-06-2009 | By : Guest Blogger
In : Guest Blogger Alert!, Help!

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johndoughertyVia TBM guest blogger, John Dougherty…

Dear Mr Donbavand, Mr Hutchison, Ms Sparkes, Mr Melling, Mr Craig, Mr Robson, Mr Enthoven and Mr Briggs

Thank you for your reply.

I can appreciate that it must be difficult not to believe in monsters when several of them are holding you prisoner in a cave and feeding you dinners even worse than the ones your Great-Aunt Ada used to force you to eat, but you must try. Ministry guidelines are quite clear on the point that monsters are a problem for children, not for grown-ups.

Have you considered having some grown-up problems instead? Perhaps you could blog about being Trapped By Bank Managers.

Yours sincerely

Clyde Pumfrey-Soames
Minister for Monsters

PS No, I will not give you Jack Slater’s email address. All Monster Investigators should be properly regulated by the Ministry of Monsters, and he’s a law unto himself, quite frankly. And I don’t care if you have heard that he’s very good. He isn’t. He’s just very lucky. And his friend Cherry Jackson is no better.

New Children’s Laureate

Posted on : 09-06-2009 | By : Tommy Donbavand
In : Important Announcement!

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anthony-browneCongratulations to Anthony Browne on becoming the new children’s laureate.  I’m looking forward to seeing how he continues the wonderful work of Michael Rosen (and whether he has a plan to get the eight of us out of here!)

For more information on the role of the children’s laureate, visit the website here: http://www.childrenslaureate.org.uk

From the Minister for Monsters

Posted on : 06-06-2009 | By : Guest Blogger
In : Guest Blogger Alert!, Help!

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johndoughertyVia TBM guest blogger, John Dougherty…

Dear Mr Donbavand, Mr Hutchison, Ms Sparkes, Mr Melling, Mr Craig, Mr Robson, Mr Enthoven and Mr Briggs

Thank you for your email to the Ministry of Monsters, describing how you and seven colleagues have been kidnapped and held prisoner by a gang of desperate monsters.

Unfortunately we are unable to help you, for two reasons:

1. The Ministry of Monsters deals exclusively with the problem of the monsters under the bed. It sounds as if the monsters who have imprisoned you are a quite different type of monster, one which cannot be dealt with by the usual methods – light, well-loved soft toys and so forth

2. To be frank, you are a bit old to be believing in monsters, don’t you think? The Ministry of Monsters was set up for the benefit of children who are being bothered by monsters under the bed, not for grown-ups who really should know better in any case. Honestly, I find it a bit worrying that adults like you exist at all, never mind that you write books to be read by children.

Yours sincerely

Clyde Pumfrey-Soames
Minister for Monsters

PS No, I’m afraid that I can’t suggest anyone else who might help you. There isn’t anyone. I especially advise you against having anything to do with a boy called Jack Slater, who claims to be a freelance Monster Investigator, but is really nothing but a big show-off.

Choices

Posted on : 05-06-2009 | By : Joe Craig
In : General, Writing Advice

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Usually when I plot a story I try to reduce every decision to an either/or.

If you’re writing a story or working out what should happen next in a story-plan and you think you’re stuck, you can always reduce your choices to two. Things become much simpler that way and can stoke some great imaginative leaps.

At the very simplest level, you always have the fundamental choice: either my character dies now or doesn’t.

Most of the time you’re going to choose to keep your main character alive, I would have thought, though there are plenty of examples of dead protagonists, or main characters who die at unexpected moments half-way through a story.

Writing the Jimmy Coates books, I’m always reducing my plot decisions to either/or. Either Jimmy finds out that someone has betrayed him, or he doesn’t. Either Jimmy escapes with a computer chip intact or he doesn’t. Either NJ7 track Jimmy down and trap him, or they don’t.

You get the idea.

Then I explore the consequences of each choice, following each potential branch of the story into other branches until I get to a point that doesn’t work, which means I can eliminate that branch and go back to the ones that are left and haven’t reached a dead end yet. Or I might reach an unexpected consequence that I find particularly exciting, which means I’ll immediately discontinue all the other branches and stick with that one.

The other thing you have to add in to this system is that I always know where I’m heading, because I plot out my climax points first. So the splitting branches are simply offering me different paths to the points I know I’m ultimately trying to reach.

The reason I’m telling you this is because something interesting has come along.

I find myself working on a story where I have to pursue ALL the branches – fully. I have to keep all of the options alive and make each of them as exciting as any other.

This is not easy.

I don’t want to explain what this project is yet, I just thought I’d share with you the concept, and the basis of my new challenge.

Every moment is a potential choice. What if every possible choice were fully explored, leading to an infinite number of other choices, and each of those were also fully explored?

There’s a school of thought that believes this is what happens in real life. Alternative worlds, parallel universes… they all exist, branching off from each other, exploring every possible scenario that could ever exist in the universe.

It’s a tricky thing to try to write.

Show Me the Monster!

Posted on : 04-06-2009 | By : Sam Enthoven
In : Boredom Buster!, Links!

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When lovely Liz at blatantly brilliant blog My Favourite Books asked me to take part in her current Horror Blog Fest I was thrilled and chuffed and delighted. You can read wot I wrote here, but do click around: the Fest has included some of the finest writers of scary stories working today. They’ve certainly intimidated me! :D

At the bottom of the interview you’ll also find details about a little giveaway Liz and I are running. To discover how to win yourself a signed, personalised UK first edition of my debut novel The Black Tattoo, all you’ve got to do is take a look!

All of my ‘Itches’ have been scratched!

Posted on : 03-06-2009 | By : Mark Robson
In : Boredom Buster!

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I think it safe to say that my fudge is going to a new home and I’m going to be buying Matt Price more books! As the French Open draws to its conclusion I think it fair to say that my choices of players in the fantasy tennis league were absolutely rubbish!

It looks very much as if Matt will win the league (by some margin) with Joe Craig creeping ever closer to an inevitable second place. Congrats to both of you. I demand a rematch when Wimbledon comes along in a few weeks.

As I know what sort of books Matt likes, I’m going to try him with one that has come highly recommended to me – a new book by Michael Grant called ‘Gone’. Let me know if you’ve read it already, Matt and I’ll choose something else.

Joe, I’ll have Blusterfart bring you my prized box of fudge … just be careful that what he delivers IS the fudge!!!

Message from a concerned fellow author

Posted on : 03-06-2009 | By : Guest Blogger
In : Guest Blogger Alert!, Help!

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johndoughertyFrom TBM guest blogger, John Dougherty…

Dear captive authors

Just came across the TBM website. Bad luck! It must be a bit miserable being trapped by monsters.

Have you tried getting in touch with a Monster Investigator? The best I know of are Jack Slater, Monster Investigator and his partner Cherry Jackson, but if you can’t manage to contact them I suppose you could try the Ministry of Monsters. The email address is top secret – as is the whole Ministry – but I happened to come across it while researching my books about Jack and Cherry, and I think your circumstances are probably exceptional, so here it is: deleted for reasons of@national security.gov.uk

Be warned, though; the Minister’s just a kid, and a particularly snotty and spoiled one. Really. His expense forms have to be seen to be believed: so far this year he’s claimed for a rubber duck island; he’s paid his own mum £8,000 of public money for taxi services; he’s claimed £400 on sweets and ice cream without producing a single receipt; he’s charged for 2 Barney videos downloaded by his little sister; and of course he’s flipped his second treehouse allowance four times. But since the Ministry’s a secret, it’ll never get in the papers.

Anyway, let me know how you get on. Maybe you could post any replies on the blog?

Best of luck, and hope to see you and the others out in the sunshine again soon.

John Dougherty