Via TBM guest blogger, John Dougherty…

Dear Mr Donbavand, Mr Hutchison, Ms Sparkes, Mr Melling, Mr Craig, Mr Robson, Mr Enthoven and Mr Briggs

Thank you for your reply.

I can appreciate that it must be difficult not to believe in monsters when several of them are holding you prisoner in a cave and feeding you dinners even worse than the ones your Great-Aunt Ada used to force you to eat, but you must try. Ministry guidelines are quite clear on the point that monsters are a problem for children, not for grown-ups.

Have you considered having some grown-up problems instead? Perhaps you could blog about being Trapped By Bank Managers.

Yours sincerely

Clyde Pumfrey-Soames
Minister for Monsters

PS No, I will not give you Jack Slater’s email address. All Monster Investigators should be properly regulated by the Ministry of Monsters, and he’s a law unto himself, quite frankly. And I don’t care if you have heard that he’s very good. He isn’t. He’s just very lucky. And his friend Cherry Jackson is no better.

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