Word: Lunar
Question: Where is that smell coming from?
Well, don’t go blaming me for this. I didn’t let it out
It smells quite like my granny when she’s eaten too much sprout.
In the loamy lunar landscape that I sometimes call a garden
The stench is getting so intense it’s made the mushrooms harden
The neighbours called the council out. They sent round an inspector
I think she’s dead behind the hedge, but haven’t gone and checked her.
26/04/2009 at 10:36 am Permalink
Oops. Apologies to grannies everywhere. David and I seem to have inadvertently defamed you all. I know you really all smell delightful…
27/04/2009 at 1:04 am Permalink
I like ‘inspector/checked her’.