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Oh I wish I’d looked after me wings,
When I’m flying they’re essential things.
Without them it’s wobbly, and landing’s more bobbly
Oh I wish I’d looked after me wings.

I was tryin’ to make my plane dance
When the wing snapped off almost by chance.
It cracked and departed, my own crack then farted
And now I require fresh pants!

(With apologies to Pam Ayres!)

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