I’m confident that help is on its way!
News that the eight of us have been Trapped By Monsters has made it to the publishing trade magazine, The Bookseller:
You can read the article here: http://www.thebookseller.com/news/77901-website-launch-for-trapped-authors.html
Finally – our families will know that we’re safe! Our readers will know that we’re still writing! Our publishers will know why we’ve all missed our recent deadlines! Our agents will know where to send their commission invoices…
Er… hang on. No – he doesn’t live here anymore. He escaped from the monsters a long time ago… Then he moved. To, er… Belgium! That’s it – Belgium!
Oh, you’ve seen his picture on the website? Yes, I do look a bit like him – but I’m someone else entirely. Honest.
19/02/2009 at 6:31 pm Permalink
I hope the monsters eat you. Less competition for me
19/02/2009 at 8:03 pm Permalink
Yeah, great news, Tommy, because my mum reads the Bookseller magazine.
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That was sarcasm by the way.
19/02/2009 at 8:03 pm Permalink
What I’m saying is, my mum DOESN’T read the Bookseller magazine. I want to make that clear.
19/02/2009 at 8:04 pm Permalink
In case, you know, there was any confusion. I’d hate you to have overlooked the scathing wit I displayed in my first response.