After reading this news report I’ve just decided – I don’t want to escape. I’d rather stay in.
I’m fairly sure that story’s in the Bible as one of the signs of the Apocalypse.
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24/01/2009 at 10:54 am Permalink
Just popped my head out of a connecting tunnel to say – O dear Dog! Is nothing safe? Yet more money being thrown at the Over-Egg machine. No WB! Put Tom, Jerry and Yogi down! Put – them – dooowwwwn!
Have reattached my head now (interchangeable body parts are convenient in SO many ways) and am belly-crawling back to a safe distance where I am able, undetected by Monsters (I think) to post small pieces of Crunchie™ to my Missus™ through a fissure in the rock.
She’s a bit funny with Crunchie® so I hope she’s sharing nicely, I can’t see very well from here….and that she isn’t leaving any crumbs lying about as I’ve heard that the juice made from finely ground honeycomb˜ can turn the Monsters° ugly … (er).