OK…
I made a pile of all our books and climbed up to see if I could find an escape route for myself us. It’s worse than we thought. On the other side of that ridge are thousands upon thousands on monsters. Even if we used Baz as a battering ram, we’d only get through ten percent of the beasts before they tore Mark limb from limb.
We’re doomed!

The reconnaissance mission in action and not, in any way, a faked photograph.
19/01/2009 at 8:54 pm Permalink
Oh lord – no – not BESATS!
19/01/2009 at 9:46 pm Permalink
I just want to know where he’s been hiding the digital camera…
19/01/2009 at 10:35 pm Permalink
OK, so I was wrong. The imposter isn’t Sam, it’s Tommy, or he wouldn’t have posted as “The Monsters”! And Baz, he hides the camera in his snufflehump. Don’t you know anything?
19/01/2009 at 11:55 pm Permalink
Ah, now then…
Ali – I called them besats because I’m so terrified that my typing is being affected. And I’ve gone back and changed it – so who looks an idito now, huh?
Mark – I’m so brave and cool that I nicked one of the monster’s laptops and posted on that. You try writing on something that announces, “To start, press the hcwubvhsbc key!”
20/01/2009 at 11:18 am Permalink
Oh yeah! Sorry, Tommy. I forgot about the brave and cool thing. I guess that means my first instinct was right. It’s Sam we should be keeping an eye on.
22/01/2009 at 3:09 am Permalink
If you don’t manage to get out i’ll take great care of your I-Phone and Mac for you Tommy