It all happened so quickly…
I was engrossed in ’1000 Gruesome Deaths For Monsters’ folder when I became aware of an unearthly stench. Suddenly, I was hit over the head with a rolled-up copy of The Bookseller and bundled into a swirling mass of gloop. I woke up hours later in some sort of cave to find David Melling scratching at the wall with the end of a paintbrush and Baz Hutchison trying to start a fire with a couple of stiff worms.
If I can just work out where we are, I might be able to… Oh no! What’s that? The staring eyes, the tentacles, the drool… Aargh!
16/01/2009 at 6:34 pm Permalink
Oh rats.
That’s Plan A up the spout then.