It all happened so quickly… I was engrossed in ’1000 Gruesome Deaths For Monsters’ folder when I became aware of an unearthly stench. Suddenly, I was hit over the head with a rolled-up copy of The Bookseller and bundled into a swirling mass of gloop. I woke up hours later in some sort of cave [...]
Archive > January 2009
Tommy Is My Hero
So this is what it’s like to be trapped by monsters. I knew it would happen eventually. I even had a dream once where cartoon characters invaded my garden and rampaged through the house. Then when I looked down at myself… I was one of them! So obviously that means monsters were bound to come [...]
Meeting Tonight
OK, so everyone should now have received directions to the hotel. Go past the old, abandoned fairground, turn right at the dead forest of blackened, twisted trees, and you’ll find the place we’re staying at opposite the disused diamond mine. We’ll meet there around 10pm and, at the stroke of midnight, start work on the [...]
