Whilst I was trying to get to sleep last night amongst all the weird sounds (most of which were coming from the direction of Baz and Tommy, with the occasional wiffle from Joe – what is it with that wiffling anyway?) I thought a little more about the question I asked in my last post. I’m beginning to suspect I might have stumbled upon the answer.
Someone tipped the monsters off!
I think we’ve been infiltrated! The more I thought about it, the more I became convinced this must be the case and I started to think about who the monsters might have got to. I didn’t have to look far to find a suspect. After all, he’s been impersonated before. The evidence was easy to find. A shapeshifting demon called – Jagmat announced it to the world.
But I’m beginning to wonder if he hasn’t been one of them all along. Look. Here’s a picture of Sam …
Sam Enthoven in action
Now take a look at this photo and tell me you don’t see what I see …
Sam before he shaved?
I know we haven’t had much to laugh about in here since they got us, but you must have noticed that thing Sam does with his shoulders when he laughs.
And if that isn’t enough, get this – remember the news report that snot green fellow with the hairy warts and bugged out eyes gave us? It said that before this kicked off, Sam’s mummy had been planning to take him to see Mamma Mia! That’s the only musical I know that features the song ‘Honey, honey’. Coincidence? I don’t think so!
30/01/2009 at 11:39 pm Permalink
How do you know if they got to SAM?….And just because Jagmat announced to the world that he got to Enthoven doesn’t mean he did. How do we know the imposter isn’t you huh?!
Jack
31/01/2009 at 9:18 am Permalink
How do we know I’m not the imposter? How do we know … ??? That’s a very good question. I think I’d know if I was an imposter, but how would you know. Hmmm. What about if I jabbed myself with this … Ow! No, that doesn’t prove anything except that sharp things hurt! Perhaps you could suggest a way we could all prove who we really are.